Entertainment Architect Mugs

City Entertainment Complex.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Tree house.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Swing

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

Constructing your own prison!

Snow Bridge.

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

Switchback Playground.

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

Fire Escapes

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"I've managed to get hold of one of those 'all for one ad one for all' remote controls."

'Busy day?'

Fred, Mozart's equally brilliant, but lesser known brother who was a carpenter and built his first symphony hall when he was three.

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

It was originally an amusement park thrill ride, but then they found it also has military applications.

'Maybe we should think about losing some weight!'

Never underestimate the power of parents in groups. Built by the Stonehenge Playground Committee.

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

'It grows during the night. One day it'll cover the planet, and we'll live in a giant jungle gym.'

'Can I borrow it to go to Mars?'

"We haven't had any snow so far this year...so I made it out of mud!"

'Sandstorm!'

"The curvature adds to our banking experience."

'But if you were going to watch the idiot box, wouldn't you rather watch it in HD?'