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"I'm taking a break from my mental health to focus on social media."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Team Leader

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Building giant sand pies.

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Human Brain

'Handyman's Special'

The Day Dreamer.

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Windmill

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Modern Parents

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

Newborn making the V-sign

Bulb

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Man sees Creative License Bureau

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

A writer fishes for inspiration.

"Do that again, but cuter."