Lego Architect T-Shirts

"I've just discovered the universe is built from trillions and trillions of lego blocks!"

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

"Lego is the only thing keeping this household together."

"I appreciate your help, but our emergency kit probably doesn't need enough LEGO to rebuild the entire house."

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"Oh, no, Peter has legoed himself into his room!"

Modern Parents

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Lego Haircut

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Building giant sand pies.

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'That's my boy...'

'I hope you have planning permission for that?'

Snow Bridge.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'I need a new toy!'

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'