Galactic Architect T-Shirts

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'So what have you been up to?'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Modern Parents

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Fish Food

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

A Woman's Conquests.

Alien Painting Moon

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Fire Escapes

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"Noah says speed up the constructing!"

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'