Galactic Architect Gifts

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'So what have you been up to?'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Modern Parents

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Fish Food

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

A Woman's Conquests.

Alien Painting Moon

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Fire Escapes

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"Noah says speed up the constructing!"

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'