Gaming Architect Gifts

Fire Escapes

Yoga classes door.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Board Game Hunter

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

'Handyman's Special'

Swing

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

Building a company.

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Constructing your own prison!

"I like to stay on top of things."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

Switchback Playground.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Moving buildings using a computer.

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

Diplo

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

Never underestimate the power of parents in groups. Built by the Stonehenge Playground Committee.

'It grows during the night. One day it'll cover the planet, and we'll live in a giant jungle gym.'

Igloo outhouse.

The Fireside Jungle: Indoor plants can do much to improve the visual appearance of your rooms...