Gaming Architect Gifts

Fire Escapes

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

'Handyman's Special'

Swing

Building a company.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

Constructing your own prison!

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Switchback Playground.

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Moving buildings using a computer.

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

Diplo

Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

'It grows during the night. One day it'll cover the planet, and we'll live in a giant jungle gym.'

Igloo outhouse.

'Low Temperature Physics Lab'

The Fireside Jungle: Indoor plants can do much to improve the visual appearance of your rooms...