Miniature Architect T-Shirts

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

'McWit, OSHA doesn't require you to wear a hardhat when building a scale model.'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Old Glue

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

Model Makers

'If we're playing mothers and fathers, don't just sit there, my dollshouse needs painting!'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Model Shop

"Your earlier work was better."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Building giant sand pies.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

"He lives in a block of flats"

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"He wants to be an architect."

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'