Instagram Architect Gifts

"I'm taking a break from my mental health to focus on social media."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Team Leader

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

Building giant sand pies.

The Day Dreamer.

'Handyman's Special'

The Doorway to Ideas

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Human Brain

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Modern Parents

Windmill

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

Bulb

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Newborn making the V-sign

Irvine Welsh

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Man sees Creative License Bureau

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Will build to suit myself.

"Do that again, but cuter."

My compliments to the chef – These colors totally match my Instagram aesthetic.