Image Architects Gifts

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Team Leader

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

Brainstorm in progress.

The Day Dreamer.

Human Brain

The Doorway to Ideas

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Baracracy

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Windmill

Thinking outside the box.

Bulb

Newborn making the V-sign

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

Irvine Welsh

Man sees Creative License Bureau

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

"All this red tape is tying down my blue sky thinking."

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

'I want you to make this company as perfect as it looks in our TV commercial spots.'

A writer fishes for inspiration.

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

"Is this your joke of an idea?"