Image Consultants Gifts

'Yes I can see you have an image problem, but your idea of a more Maria Theresa look I don't think will work!'

Disgraced sports hero image rehab.

That shows business confidence.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'It's getting harder to tell when the news stops and the spin begins.'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Baracracy

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

Lights Action Camera Justice

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

The Court of Public Opinion

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

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News remote

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

Man chasing microphone.

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."