Image Critic Gifts

This picture of me in the annual report...do you think it really captures the true inner corporate man?

Trial by Media

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Herman Mankiewicz

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'There's nothing on.'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."