Image Enthusiast Gifts

Man at Image Inc: 'I've been typecast as a fat, bald white guy- what can you do for me?'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

At the Museum

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Candid Camera store.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Blue sky thinking

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Imagine

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Snapshots in Time

Brain Power

Smile

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Thinking outside the cubicle

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Man Ray

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'