Camera Enthusiast Gifts

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Man says to work colleague: 'I've just got a digital camera. Would you like to see 14,000 pictures of my kids?'

"I love portraiture but my true calling is aerial photography."

The press under fire

"Hand over your wallet. Easy, now, or I'll shoot your bad side."

'Spread your wings now.' 'Bugger off, you weirdo.'

'Still having trouble setting your .63 inch camera? When are you going metric?'

Complaint department flees from media

'Next vacation, I handle the camera. You always cut people's heads off.'

'Oops, I've only got fifteen hundred shots left and we still have two full days before we go home.'

Woman mistakes a camera for a gun

'Look, honey. It's one of those red light running cameras.'

'My husband works behind the lens.'

'Photography is a nasty job but someone has to do it.'

Photographers Then and Now.

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'...something that will make my wife look slim and twenty years younger...'

'What do you mean, it won't take pictures of your kids? I use this model to take pictures of my kids playing all the time and it works fine, three second delay or not!'

'Would you mind taking our picture'

Henry Fox Talbot

Cautious photojournalist.

"Really? Mine has pictures of you from the party last night!"

"Be sure to have your body cams on."

"Smile!"

'See, you can give us a smile after all.'

"Say cheese."

"Henry never was camera-shy. When we had our wedding photos taken he was a complete ham."

Doctor fixing a camera

Journalist tackled by security.

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

"She's so vain she won't even buy a mirrorless camera."

Social lens of the photojournalist

Paparazzi with cameras on leashes.