Camera Lover Gifts

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Two reporters interview each other.

The director said 'cut'!

'He's a bit camera shy.'

"My camera froze up during the ceremony, but it wasn't a big problem. So did the groom."

"Mum, one of the tourists looks upset. He does not seem to have a big zoom. Let's be kind and get closer so that he too can have a nice photo..."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"The Eggsorcist"

Candid Camera store.

Office pics on dinner table.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Star Wars Audience

Elephant ass selfie.

Tom Hanks

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Hooray for Bollywood!

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Smile

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"