Camera Lover Gifts

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'C'mon This is for Facebook'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Two reporters interview each other.

The director said 'cut'!

'He's a bit camera shy.'

"My camera froze up during the ceremony, but it wasn't a big problem. So did the groom."

"Mum, one of the tourists looks upset. He does not seem to have a big zoom. Let's be kind and get closer so that he too can have a nice photo..."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Bloody hell!"

Office pics on dinner table.

"The Eggsorcist"

Candid Camera store.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Tom Hanks

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Star Wars Audience

Elephant ass selfie.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

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