Camera Phone Lover Gifts

iBores: 'Quick, someone's stealing your car!'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Man, times have changed.'

Office pics on dinner table.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Mount Rushmore.

Halloween Selfie

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Thermidor Dali

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

Phone Mittens

'I'm on the way!'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Two reporters interview each other.

"Okay but what is your 'job-job?'"

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"