Camera Phone Lover Gifts

iBores: 'Quick, someone's stealing your car!'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Office pics on dinner table.

'Man, times have changed.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Mount Rushmore.

Halloween Selfie

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Thermidor Dali

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Two reporters interview each other.

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

Phone Mittens

'I'm on the way!'

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

The director said 'cut'!

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"