Camera Connoisseur Gifts

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Candid Camera store.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Elephant ass selfie.

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

Film Lovers.

Time Machine Collision.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

Henry Fox Talbot

Man Ray

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Jack Nicholson

Moliere

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'What will it be tonight? Gore and dismemberment, idiotic and foul-mouthed comedy aimed at fifteen-year-old boys, a macho revenge fantasy, or our special combo platter?'

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

C Day Lewis.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bleak House

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Charles Dickens.

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

Two reporters interview each other.