Camera Connoisseur T-Shirts

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Candid Camera store.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Elephant ass selfie.

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

Film Lovers.

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Henry Fox Talbot

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Moliere

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

Charles Dickens.

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

'What will it be tonight? Gore and dismemberment, idiotic and foul-mouthed comedy aimed at fifteen-year-old boys, a macho revenge fantasy, or our special combo platter?'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Two reporters interview each other.

Bleak House

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'