Photography Enthusiast Gifts

Nativity scene, with Joseph taking a selfie.

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

'These photo's are ruined..Not one of them has 'Red eye' ! '

"Our family. We ran out of room years ago."

Passport Picture.

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

'You're ok luv...at best your snaps are just average.'

'Oh, yes. Dave does have a photographic memory. But his memories usually come out all blurred and underdeveloped.'

'He reckons he's got a photographic mind. Pity he never had it developed.'

"I bring my camera, but forget to take pictures. I need a better memory card."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Ansel Adams and Gretal.

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

Shopping Online.

Competing Photographers

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Early photo booths - "...and now one with your eyes closed."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"Could you possibly put all your quads in the same photograph?"

"Dude, are you taking selfies?"

Proposition at Inspiration Point.

Tourist has picture taken in front of temple just before it falls down.

24-HOUR PHOTO DEVELOPING, 'No peeking, now.'

Please - Take only photographs, leave only footprints.

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

"No. I don't want to eat it. Just post it on social media."

'Here's a photo of me, my wife, my bulldozer and my banker. This one's just me and my wife.'

Snapshots in Time

"Grandma, how come there are no selfies of you as a kid?"

Smile

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

'Can I have the bloody bride and groom please?'

'Nice smile.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.