Photo Shoot Enthusiast Gifts

"I won't attend a benefit unless I know it's for a worthwhile photo spread."

"Look, I haven't got all day....are you going to smile or not?"

'Was the flash too bright?'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Candid Camera store.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Snapshots in Time

Mount Rushmore.

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

The Desert Island Package

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Bunny Pranks

"Great photo."

Lumiere brothers caricature

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Man Ray

Say cheese!

Henry Fox Talbot

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"It's a 'selfie.'"

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'