Photo Shoot Enthusiasts Gifts

'Okay, give me that disingenuous smile.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Candid Camera store.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Snapshots in Time

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Smile

The Desert Island Package

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

"Great photo."

Say cheese!

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Man Ray

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Henry Fox Talbot

Bunny Pranks

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

'Nice smile.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.