Photography Buffs Gifts

C'mon, I can't fit you all in if you don't squeeze closer together!

Death takes up photography

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Candid Camera store.

Shellfie

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Mount Rushmore.

Smile

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

Photobooth Photobomb

Snapshots in Time

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Say cheese!

"Great photo."

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.