Photography Buff Gifts

"Take another one - I blonked."

"Why on earth would you spring for color film?"

Fireworks Then/Fireworks Now

'Thanks, but this isn't the kind of business model we had in mind.'

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

"Excuse me. Would you mind taking our selfie?"

Man posing in a horse race with a hobby horse.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Celebrity lovers leap.

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

Pony Posing for a Photo

Selfbee

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

"And here are those family photos you thought you lost in the cloud."

"Mum, one of the tourists looks upset. He does not seem to have a big zoom. Let's be kind and get closer so that he too can have a nice photo..."

John Herschel

"She's so vain she won't even buy a mirrorless camera."

'I'm dieting. May I say 'lettuce'?'

"How cute. Some people still take photos with a camera."

Family Portrait Abuse.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Yet another selfie by the invisible man

'Oh, dad, you DO remember I'm a vegan? Do you mind if i don't say cheese?'

'Look closely. It's actually a photomosaic of everyone I've ever fired.'

Taking selfies at the kelpies

'Back up just a little bit more, dear...now which button do I push?'

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

Shellfie

Prints of Whales

Do not take selfies with bears.

Garden of Eden

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"Honestly Martin, you're such a lazy photographer."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.