Photojournalism Buff Gifts

Footballer kicking a photographer on a corner.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Shellfie

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Smile

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Snapshots in Time

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Say cheese!

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"These kids and their shellfies..."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Family Portrait Abuse.

Bunny Pranks

"Great photo."

Henry Fox Talbot

Farmer's Market.

A Journalist's Weapons