Photojournalists Gifts

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Occu-Pie Mars

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'How fast can you hype?'

They're Not Just That Into It

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Superheroes take a selfie

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Candid Camera store.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Coronavirus Waves

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

Fall on a desert island

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Sistine Selfie

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'