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Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Occu-Pie Mars

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Superheroes take a selfie

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Candid Camera store.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Coronavirus Waves

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Sistine Selfie

Fall on a desert island

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.