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'This one didn't turn out either. You must've moved.'

"It's an O.K. phone, but it takes great pictures."

"Take another one - I blonked."

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

"If there were cellphones at the Red Sea."

'Do I have to say 'cheese'? I'm lactose intolerant!'

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'We're not intrusive - we keep a respectable distance.'

In the Nostalgia District

"One more - Billy wasn't crying."

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

'I see we went with the lowest bidder for an aerial photo contract.'

'I don't know, Gary...they're not digital. It appears we're in some sort of undeveloped country.'

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

"Hold on, let me get a picture of you taking a picture of yourself while Gail takes a picture of both of us taking pictures."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"Vote for me and the baby lives."

"Get closer together, closer together."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Looking good, looking good...Now, on the count of three, everybody say 'HEADLIGHTS'!"

'I've had about enough of your stupid action shots!'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Saying cheese 1 , Photograph of a chairman "Say the Big cheese"

'Got a beautiful shot of a Jag speeding into a sunset last week!'

'And in the event one of you doesn't show up for the ceremony, I can always Photoshop you in later.'

'Could you try to look guilty, please?'

"Hand over your wallet. Easy, now, or I'll shoot your bad side."

"That's a portrait photographer. He take youies."

As a veteran wildlife photographer, Dave could now almost always tell when the animals have sensed his presence.

Early camera selfie stick