Photographer Pillows

'This one didn't turn out either. You must've moved.'

"It's an O.K. phone, but it takes great pictures."

"Take another one - I blonked."

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'Do I have to say 'cheese'? I'm lactose intolerant!'

"If there were cellphones at the Red Sea."

'We're not intrusive - we keep a respectable distance.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"One more - Billy wasn't crying."

In the Nostalgia District

'I see we went with the lowest bidder for an aerial photo contract.'

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

'I don't know, Gary...they're not digital. It appears we're in some sort of undeveloped country.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

"Hold on, let me get a picture of you taking a picture of yourself while Gail takes a picture of both of us taking pictures."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"Get closer together, closer together."

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"Vote for me and the baby lives."

Saying cheese 1 , Photograph of a chairman "Say the Big cheese"

'I've had about enough of your stupid action shots!'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Looking good, looking good...Now, on the count of three, everybody say 'HEADLIGHTS'!"

'Got a beautiful shot of a Jag speeding into a sunset last week!'

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'These photos you took of me don't do me justice.'

'Could you try to look guilty, please?'

Early camera selfie stick

'I hope you don't mind, but I used the computer to remove all those age spots and that hideous mole you have.'