Photographers Pillows

"Why on earth would you spring for color film?"

Wedding pictures.

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Pawns take their picture with the king.

This one? I left the lens cap on.

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

Instant Paparazzi Photographs

'Oh, say cheese - it's a family snap, not a TV drama photo shoot!'

'It's a selfie.'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'He says he's a friend of the Santa Claus.'

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"I need my photo hairbrushed."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

My First Camera

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Vlad the Impala

'Now that's an afro!'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"