Gallery Buff Gifts

Cat art exhibition.

Homeless Artists Discuss Artistic Strategy.

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

If nobody had invented graphics

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Mikado

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Deflator mouse

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

A little bird told me...

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'I could do that.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

The Rise of Modern Art

Shellfie

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Masquerade

Tina Turner

Macbeth: Take Two

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Un ballo in maschera