Gallery Buff Gifts

Cat art exhibition.

Homeless Artists Discuss Artistic Strategy.

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

If nobody had invented graphics

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Mikado

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

A little bird told me...

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Deflator mouse

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'I could do that.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Shellfie

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Stephen Fry

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

The Rise of Modern Art

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Tina Turner

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Macbeth: Take Two

Masquerade

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Tristan Und Isolde

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.