Graph Buff Gifts

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Getting to Know You

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Of Mice and Men.

Tina Turner

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'Brains...brains...brains...'

Some scents are nonsense.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Sales.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Presenter Auditions.

"....and hold the garlic."

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

Hoxton map.