Graph Buff Mugs

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Tina Turner

Of Mice and Men.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Some scents are nonsense.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'Brains...brains...brains...'

Sales.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Around here it got a little tricky...

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Presenter Auditions.

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"....and hold the garlic."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Hoxton map.