Bar Buff Mugs

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

'Drinks are $7.00. If you talk, it's $150.00 an hour.'

"It's for you."

'This is a really great bar - you have to pick the lock to get in!'

'That's handy since your car has a wet bar.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

The Alpha Seltzer

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Have you no common scents?!'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Surreal ale

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Some scents are nonsense.

French horn.

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

National Coffee Day

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'You've had enough.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Who's the new guy?'