Bar Games Buff Mugs

Man using telescope to play darts.

A Good Batch.

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

The Alpha Seltzer

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Quiz Night...

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

National Coffee Day

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Who's the new guy?'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"