Bar Games Buff Gifts

Man using telescope to play darts.

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

National Coffee Day

Quiz Night...

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

'Who's the new guy?'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Welcome Home from the Dog.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'