Bar Game Lover Gifts

"You can always tell which guys aren't trapped in long-term contracts."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Quiz Night...

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Whack A Soul.

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Do they look tired to you?"

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

Limbo Day at the Palace

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'