Bar Game Lover Pillows

"You can always tell which guys aren't trapped in long-term contracts."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Quiz Night...

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Whack A Soul.

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

Limbo Day at the Palace

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."