Bar Game Hobbyist Pillows

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Quiz Night...

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Your shout!"

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Do they look tired to you?"

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Whack A Soul.

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

"I'm not whining."

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'