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Rabbit billiards

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Beer Stall

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Quiz Night...

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Do they look tired to you?"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Whack A Soul.

Beer Garden Kit

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'