Bar Game Strategist Pillows

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sweep the board.

Funky Facts: Football.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Hockey Season.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Target your message

Tic-tac-toe

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Quiz Night...

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Tetris Rejects

Existential Risk

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."