Drinking Game Strategist Pillows

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Sweep the board.

Funky Facts: Football.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Hockey Season.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

Target your message

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Existential Risk

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Tetris Rejects

Gaah! You sank my longship!