Drinking Game Strategist Gifts

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Funky Facts: Football.

Sweep the board.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

Peel poker.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Hockey Season.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Target your message

Tic-tac-toe

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Tetris Rejects

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Existential Risk

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.