"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."
Day Drinking Strategist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the day drinking strategist? Delight them with clever, humorous products that honor their mastery of timing and social finesse. These fun and thoughtful items make every drink a celebration of savvy planning and good taste. Whether they’re mixing cocktails or sharing a toast, these gifts keep the spirit lively and the laughs coming.
"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."
"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."
"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."
"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."
Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything
'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'
"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"
'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'
"I can't cook, but I can pay."
"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."
Soccer Moms
"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."
'Technically, you do qualify for five weeks of vacation, but your request for 35 Sundays off has to go under review.'
'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'
"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"
'Now I can watch what I want, there's nothing I want to watch.'
"Do we have to go Dutch tonight, Arnie? I fancy a Chinese."
Standoff
'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'
"I forgot to call in dead."
When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.
'It's going to be a long school year...'
'But I couldn't run in front Dad - I didn't know the way!'
'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'
Christmas drinker
'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'
April Showers
'I need a sick note to cover me for the London Olympics.'
Excuses to not go to work - 'Dial An Excuse'
The unexamined beer is not worth drinking. Socrates's bartender.
Limit your results by. . .
'You'll get wet. Why don't you use your new umbrella?'
"Do you have anything that would make him seem a lot more attractive?"
"Soup of the day."
Day Drinking Strategist Gifts Collection
Day Drinking Strategist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the day drinking strategist—great for morning coffee, afternoon cocktails, or evening wind-downs. Click to find your favorite witty design.
Day Drinking Strategist Pillows
Discover comfy pillows with witty designs for the day drinking strategist. Add humor and style to any lounge or social space with our fun decor options.
Day Drinking Strategist Prints
brighten up your home or office with our stylish prints celebrating the art of day drinking and good humor. Perfect for the strategist who loves a clever piece of art.
Day Drinking Strategist T-Shirts
Browse our selection of humorous t-shirts designed for the day drinking strategist. Perfect for casual outings and relaxed weekends—find your new favorite tee today!