Tactical Drinking Planner Gifts

Find unique gift ideas for the tactical drinking planner in your life with our range of fun, witty items. Perfect for those who love organizing their drinking game or enjoy a well-planned evening, our products combine humor with style. From clever mugs to humorous t-shirts, give a gift that celebrates strategic drinking with a touch of humor and a splash of creativity.

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'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.' mockup

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

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"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it." mockup

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

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"Drunk, yet orderly"

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"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce." mockup

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

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'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.' mockup

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

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Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in. mockup

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

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Complaints Desk

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California Beverages Map

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'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.' mockup

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

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'What a control freak!'

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"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

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'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.' mockup

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

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Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.' mockup

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

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'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.' mockup

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

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'You and your beer parties!'

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Sale: His and Her's weekender bags. mockup

Sale: His and Her's weekender bags.

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Dutch Courage

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'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.' mockup

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

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Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa. mockup

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

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"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?" mockup

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

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School Trip To The Beach

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The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever. mockup

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.

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"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?" mockup

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

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'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.' mockup

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

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'We'll just run it past the ethics committee, and we'll be on our way.'

'We'll just run it past the ethics committee, and we'll be on our way.' mockup

'We'll just run it past the ethics committee, and we'll be on our way.'

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"Want to have a few pies after work?" mockup

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

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"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot." mockup

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

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"Clean your wallet, sir?"

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"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant." mockup

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

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'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.' mockup

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

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'There's something I should tell you Boris. . . I'm actually right-brained.'

'There's something I should tell you Boris. . . I'm actually right-brained.' mockup

'There's something I should tell you Boris. . . I'm actually right-brained.'

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'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.' mockup

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

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'Do you have any coffee?'

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Tactical Drinking Planner Gifts Collection

Tactical Drinking Planner Mugs

Explore our full range of tactical drinking planner mugs—perfect for the witty organizer in your life. Find humorous and clever designs that bring joy to every sip.

Tactical Drinking Planner Pillows

Browse our tactical drinking planner pillows—add a touch of humor and personality to any space with these stylish cushions.

Tactical Drinking Planner Prints

View our vibrant tactical drinking planner prints—brighten up their environment with artwork that celebrates their social planning skills.

Tactical Drinking Planner T-Shirts

Check out our collection of tactical drinking planner t-shirts—funny, smart, and perfect for those who plan every social sip.