Prescription Planner Gifts

"My job is to confirm your 15 prescriptions are compatible."

"You forgot to pick up my prescription, didn't you?"

"We only got six days of funding."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

Bad Office Planning

Father Time Management

Praying for a goal assist.

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'Company planning department'