Health Plan Planner Gifts

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Father Time Management

Bad Office Planning

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Medicare: More is Better!

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'Company planning department'

'I don't give a fig about 'relaxed planning regulations' it's got to come down.'

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

Popping an idea.

We find this model works better for us!

'It's bad enough we missed every deadline, but we're the long-range planning committee!'