Health Planner Gifts

All this binge eating and rinking I'm doing is making me really fat so I'll need a full check-up in July 2006 - GPs must provide advance bookings.

Sadie dear, I think we need to discuss our living wills. Our whats? We need to talk about what to do in case something happens. Like what? You know, if we get sick, or incapacitated, or wind up in a very bad state. Not following. Some people have trouble facing the issue. Oh, you mean like New Jersey?

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Grounded

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

New arrival

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

The Tunnel Of Love

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Preventive medicine.

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

"Great, now we're lost."

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

IVF assessment centre.

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'