Health Planner Pillows

All this binge eating and rinking I'm doing is making me really fat so I'll need a full check-up in July 2006 - GPs must provide advance bookings.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Grounded

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

New arrival

The Tunnel Of Love

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Preventive medicine.

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

"Great, now we're lost."

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

IVF assessment centre.

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"Well Darling, there you go, our own bit of swamp: A perfect place to raise a family..."