Patient Planner Pillows

Bus stop in the desert - 'It wouldn't hurt to wait around for a little while.'

"The wait is killing me so I'm taking a day off from looking forward to Halloween."

"Timing is important in investing."

Waiting...

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"We only got six days of funding."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

God's Subcontractors

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

When Engineers Crack.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Waiting for retirement.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Baby name suggestions.

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'