Health Plan Expert Gifts

Cartoon about the high cost of health insurance.

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

'I'm sorry Bill, but some things in medicine we doctors just can't explain...like insurance forms.'

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

Medicare: More is Better!

"Be patient, son. Dinner will be served shortly..."

'If this warning label on cigarettes packets doesn't stop people smoking, nothing will.'

'We don't have a health plan but our accountant knows Reiki.'

"Your prognosis is tied to the outcome of the election."

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

Hewitt says NHS has had best year ever.

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

"And this is what we use for the economy liposuction."

"Yes, we have managed care. We manage not to care."

"My new health plan only allows in network complaining."

Andrew Lansley gets friendly support from a certain media mogul.

"Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?"

Waiting room scene and signs that say 'Dr. Ooze's Clinic - As seen on TV.'

Dr Obama

US Healthcare, then and now: Survival of the fittest. . . Survival of the wealthest.

'We want you to take power over your work, and this is how we want you to do it.'

Sadie dear, I think we need to discuss our living wills. Our whats? We need to talk about what to do in case something happens. Like what? You know, if we get sick, or incapacitated, or wind up in a very bad state. Not following. Some people have trouble facing the issue. Oh, you mean like New Jersey?

"The police want to ask you a few questions about where you get such good health insurance at such an affordable rate."

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

'Sweet! Money to pay my health insurance premium!'

"And, as a new employee, you are immediately entitled to participate in the company's proactive health plan."

Doctor uses his stethoscope on the patient's wallet.