Health Plan Expert Mugs

Cartoon about the high cost of health insurance.

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

'I'm sorry Bill, but some things in medicine we doctors just can't explain...like insurance forms.'

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

Medicare: More is Better!

"Be patient, son. Dinner will be served shortly..."

'If this warning label on cigarettes packets doesn't stop people smoking, nothing will.'

'We don't have a health plan but our accountant knows Reiki.'

"Your prognosis is tied to the outcome of the election."

Hewitt says NHS has had best year ever.

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

"Yes, we have managed care. We manage not to care."

"And this is what we use for the economy liposuction."

"My new health plan only allows in network complaining."

Dr Obama

"Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?"

Andrew Lansley gets friendly support from a certain media mogul.

US Healthcare, then and now: Survival of the fittest. . . Survival of the wealthest.

'We want you to take power over your work, and this is how we want you to do it.'

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

'Sweet! Money to pay my health insurance premium!'

"The police want to ask you a few questions about where you get such good health insurance at such an affordable rate."

"And, as a new employee, you are immediately entitled to participate in the company's proactive health plan."

Doctor uses his stethoscope on the patient's wallet.

All this binge eating and rinking I'm doing is making me really fat so I'll need a full check-up in July 2006 - GPs must provide advance bookings.